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umm... I write this to you under the watchful eye of a raging wife. Somehow, she has talked me into resigning part of my manlihood and here i am, blindly thrust into this completely new world of BLOG, my sad and broken face illuminated by the dull light of the computer screen. This is nothing more than a very potent manifestation of my love for her, as i'm sure i'm THE FIRST, if not second man to commit to a blog. Yes, i am nick ferguson, heather's main squeeze.... and only. I don't really know where to start, or what to say, i'm really quite new at this. Maybe i should call up my mommie-in-law for some ideas. she's a bloggin queen... Maybe i could talk about how i think we should sell North and South Dakota and most of Montana to canada to pay off this bailout nonsense and save the economy but yall probably dont care about my political views, or do you? Maybe you would like to hear about how i just yesterday played basketball for the first time since i've been home from my mission (making it 3 whole years since my mug has seen a basketball court!) and how i was SO blinking sore today that i couldn't even push the gas pedal in my car... or maybe i could jot down a little something about how beautiful and amazing my wife is... i just dont know..Its hard coming up with stuff that others care about. Upon expressing my nervous stupor to Heather, all she has for me is "just blog." ?????! That verb means absolutely nothing to me. its almost as random as the Hebrew vocabulary that i have to study for tomarrow's quiz. Anyways, consider this an introduction to me. I'm terribly sad that Heather has built me up, even to the point of announcing my entrance into this whole thing. Please dont expect to be too impressed. Well, thats all for now, folks, i promise something a little more substantial that my maniac thoughts for next time. Plus this mac laptop is scalding my already sore leg. IM OUT.

NICK.