seriously?

Sometimes, in my spare time, I like to play with my iphone... I have an app on there called "weird laws." You won't believe some of these....

In Illinois: A state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples.

Alabama- Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity.

• It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Jasper: It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.

You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.

Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.

Kentucky-A female shall not appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state. section 1376m-1, 1376m-2 Repealed: January 1, 1975

In Baltimore, It is illegal to take a lion to the movies.

In New York:

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.

Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".

Ohio

In Oxford, It is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.

In Youngstown, You may not run out of gas.

Arizona: Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

Arkansas- A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

California: A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash.

Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

In California, selling a gold piece without tooth marks in it is considered forgery.

Utah-

Birds have the right aways on all highways

In Logan, it is illegal for women to swear.

in PROVO- throwing snowballs is a $50 fine.

Salt Lake City: No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.

If these are true... then this means that at least ONE person has committed these in the past. Seriously, people?