Wednesday, April 29, 2009

telegram



Dear Nixon,

I have this exact watch... in black... but it doesn't sparkle like this one. 
Why couldn't you have come out with this watch back when I bought my black one? 

'Why don't I just buy it', you say? Well because I don't have any money. I'm a poor newlywed. Feel free to ship me this watch as a wedding gift. 

Sincerely,
Heather Ferguson 






3 comments:

Coslett's said...

oh gosh heather you do crack me up!

k.young said...

I hope you really send them that!

Nick Ferg said...

you are adorable, dear